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Disclaimer: This webcomic touches on various sensitive topics.  Many times it's for entertainment, advancement of the plot, or to change humanity for the better.  This comic is designed for mature audiences only.  This means if you are 80 years old and laugh at the word "wiener" then get the hell out.  If you are 10 years old and can tell the difference between a Republican, a Democrat, and a Furry then come on in.  This comic WILL touch on various features of human sexuality such as: molestation, rape, mate selection within most animals, sexual dysfunction, fetishes, mutual respect and misconceptions about opposite sexes, stereotyping of sexes, intersex persons, bi-sexuality, and incest.  (I wrote this while studying for a human sexuality final in Spring 2006)

If your mom shelters you and doesn't like you viewing offensive material such as Chapelle Show.  Then please leave...or better yet read this anyway but don't get caught.  (By getting caught you, your mom, your dad, legal guardian, all present, future, and past pets as well as any decedents you may have for the next 18 generations surrender all legal rights to prosecution against anyone associated with "Your Face is a Comic"...ever)

Now most mature adults can tolerate differing opinions however many adults feel that if someone says something hurtful then they should be silenced with a prejudice.  We don't want to have to put up with the latter. So here is a list to see if you should click the ever wonderful link that will lead you to the comic.

Enter with caution if...

1. ...Al Sharpton is your personal savior.

2. ...you have burned Pokemon or Harry Potter merchandise because it is "from the devil"

3. ...you say "poopy" instead of Sh*t.

4. ...you feel that the asterisk inside of the word sh*t makes the word perfectly acceptable for public display, but the word spelled with an "i" is morally wrong.

5. ...your mom feels that Grand Theft Auto III is an instructional guide.

6. ...you think Shakespeare has never called anyone a slut in a play. (The Nurse in "Romeo and Juliet", Ophelia in "Hamlet," Desdemona in "Othello" etc.)

7. ...you have your lawyer's phone number in your wallet or saved in your cellphone.

8. ...you have had to wait to sue someone because you've surpassed the legal amount of lawsuits one can have in a two year period.

9. ...you can't watch rated R movies yet because your mommy won't let you.

10. ...you believe that 9-11 was a direct result of people being jealous of our freedom.